Last night I got in so drunk, I may as well have had my knickers around my ankles. In fact, I don’t even remember if I still had them on at all.
When I got home, Gatsby dragged me into the bathroom and proceeded to relentlessly facefuck me on the floor until I was sick. Again, and again.
Needless to say, I will be drinking again next week…
New fav tumblr hoe… fosho.
milksteak… cooked over hard.
side of J beanz… yo.